JUNE, let’s run outside, let’s be wild
Damn me, I've been so bad at writing on this blog in the last couple of weeks (months). I've bet you've been missing me? Or at least my ideas for adventures in Montréal and all around? Let me give you some news, propose some social activities, some good old sexy ideas and talk a little about touring.
Midnight sun and all that jazz
Let me start with some news : I just got back from the High Arctic! What a crazy experience it was to be on the very top of the world, in the middle of the frozen ocean, under the midnight sun. For those who are avid travellers and adventurous : let me tell you, I have incredible stories. For those who are hunters or who enjoy fishing : let me tell you, I have incredible stories. For those who value connections with nature and their environment : let me tell you, honey, how incredible my stories are. All of this to say : wow, this planet is truly incredible and I can't get over the ingenuity of humans in their ecosystems. Hopefully you are welcoming of this hippy-go-lucky attitude?
Other news : I've lost my Twitter. 32k followers. Yep. Sucks. If anyone has contacts high up there, beg for my case. In the meantime, I've created a new account that is already compromised that you can follow here. Please, please, please : time to move over to BlueSky, Instagram or my newsletter. Make sure you keep in touch on your end because I'm losing access to all my marketing tools. Not surprising : learn more about it here.
June 2026, let's get outside!
For June, I want to be outdoors. I want to be active. I want to drink on a terrace. I want to kiss with passion under the night sky. I want to laugh hard and loud. It's a month to be wild and free - most months are, but a warm one has to be celebrated when you are québécois. I am offering a 50% deal on social dates outdoors for the month of June - 2 hour minimum.
Kayak Espace NAVI - I would particularly be interested in their night kayak options.
Weed balade in Oka - We get weed, we smoke weed, we walk, we indulge in fun-fun-fun plaisirs corporels. (you must provide transportation)
A night at the SonoLux - Experimental video art, transformative acoustics and augmented hospitality is how this hotel is described. I'm curious. I don't understand, but I am curious.
Botanical garden - I need my annual visit to the botanical garden for my stupid mental health. When was your last walk there?
Let's go see some sports - Les Roses de Montréal is Quebec's first professional women's soccer team and I would love to see them play. They have matches at home, in Montréal, on the 21st (vs Calgary) and on the 25th (vs Ottawa).
A private guided tour of Montreal - I can really do anything. Very resourceful human herel. Why not use me to discover the city? New in town? Visiting? Let me guide you in a little walk depending on your interests and your area. Can we make a stop for coffee or a crispy glass of white wine on the way? My favorite areas to explore : Old Montreal, Marché Jean-Talon, Marché Atwater, Canal Lachine, Petite Italie.
Restaurants I am craving : Annette bar à vin, Parapluie, Sabayon (and a thousand more mentioned in my previous post - too much to eat, too little time).
Bars I am craving : Bar Furco, Flyjin Montréal, Terrasse Nelligan.
Ready to plan our time together? Let's book this date (finally!)
The sexy part
Anything else on your mind? Something more sexy, maybe?
If you are feeling extra wild, Rae Vines is hosting a play party where I'll be present (!!!). The last time I've ever been to a group sex thing was before COVID so I consider myself a born again virgin. Will I be stressed before it? Absolutely. Will I have memories for life? Absolutely. PLEASE JOIN US! June 27, summer camp thematic. Email me if you have questions.
Things I’ve been wanting to experiment more lately : slow public makeout in nature, face sitting, light domination.
Touring
I would love to tour Ottawa and Toronto this month. If you are looking to book at least a 3h+ date or a dinner date in either of these cities, maybe I could adjust my schedule to you? But hurry up, I'm feeling the month already slipping away.
I'm thinking I'll be in Europe in July, most likely à Paris, les chanceux! I wouldn't mind being invited somewhere else... I'm interested in warmer places. Otherwise I'll get myself on a little multiple day trek gateway.
Like always, the option to sponsor a tour is always there... Email, email, email. Let's do it. It's warm. I want to hold hands, drink one glass of wine too much and kiss.
Hope your June starts fabulously.
Yours,
N.
